The Stories Dad Used
to Tell
One day, Dad spied a rabbit
munching
lettuce.in the garden.
So he threw a stone to
chase it out.
The rabbit fell as if
dead.
When Dad went over and
looked,
the rabbit jumped up and
ran.
One day, Dad, while
sunning on the porch said,
“About time that
turtle comes through the yard,”
and looking up, he
exclaimed,
“And there it is!”
One day, Dad came from
hunting
and a turkey followed
him home.
Dad gave her to the
neighbors
and she lived with their chickens,
even hatched some chicken
eggs
and watched over “her”
brood.
One day, Dad’s friends
came
for a visit to see if Dad’s
potatoes
were as huge as Dad had
said.
Dad dug up a hill
and there were the two
biggest spuds
he had ever seen.
His friends marveled.
Dad didn't unearth any
more.
Mom said the first
time she saw Dad,
he was walking off a
headache.
Mom’s dad stopped the
car
and asked him if he
wanted a ride.
Dad declined, but
asked if Ginny
could walk with him.
They walked together
ever since.
Dad said the first time
he saw Mom,
she was stealing
apples from their porch.