B.M. Day (Beautiful Moon)
Simple pleasures are the best.
And enough can’t be said about
the pleasure and relief
of a good, healthy BM--
to get rid of all the crud
and toxins and feel light
and energetic once again.
Salute to this bodily function,
Worldwide BM Day,
would share the date with Halloween.
Celebrants would eat chocolate laxatives
flush at midnight, and TP their own homes.
7 comments:
HA!
Ah,the simple pleasures...pretty funny.
Oh, if only...;)
Best. Holiday. Ever.
Ha - what an outlook!
Ha! Every major event should be celebrated! =)
http://stoneymoss.org (since you don't have a name/url login)
So funny. As a former nurse, I can think of lots of reasons to celebrate this.
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