The Monster Dance
The monsters dance as moon comes out.
They glide and whirl and twirl
about.
When toes are squished they give a shout
And then begins the brawl.
They’ll make them pay, without a doubt,
A monster free-for-all.
A monster free-for-all.
When fights die down, their dance resumes,
But they eat beans and, oh, those fumes!
Resulting stench could fill six rooms.
Like naughty brothers, they
Compete with stinkers, burps and booms.
In all of this, they swing and sway.
In all of this, they swing and sway.
When they get tired, they take a nap,
But snore so loud, they snarl and snap.
They moan and mutter, howl and yap.
And thus this ends their dance.
So if you’re asked by monster chap,
I wouldn’t take the chance.
I wouldn’t take the chance.