Creative Blooming Quintella

The Alpaca Dance

Your partners are all set to prance.

Long legs, big eyes, thick fur.  And hums.

You’ll brush them now from neck to bums.

If you’re willing to take the chance.

Let’s all do the alpaca dance.

So listen here, I’ll teach the stance.

Right arm blocks head, avoid the spit.

Left brushes high and low a bit.  

Watch out, they’ll look at you askance.

Let’s all do the alpaca dance.

I’ll warn you now in great advance.

To kick at you, it’s spiteful goal.

Push bum and scoot around the pole.

Brush fast while it holds still perchance.

Let’s all do the alpaca dance.

The fiber grows your friend’s finance.

Remove the sticks, the hay, the burrs.

Then time to shear. The cries! The whirrs!  

They look like deer now, at first glance.

Let’s all do the alpaca dance.

I’ll tell you now, it’s not romance.

Watch where you step, it’s all not hay.

Yes, you have earned your meal today.

Now, watch them run in the expanse.

Let’s all do the alpaca dance.