Imprompt Birds eye view

What a Crow Says

Hey you,

with those clumsy legs and useless wings!

Look at me!

I’m the king of the birds.

Those little pesky sparrows, chickadees 

even doves are not respectable examples of my kind.

We crows are the real thing!

Now, you never mind coming over by my tree,

unless you have food.

Then drop it right there and you won’t get hurt.

I have a notion to dive bomb your head!

Or maybe I’ll just make a deposit in your hair!

That’s it, get out of here! Ha, ha, ha!

You’re lucky I allowed you to pass.