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Twenty-Five Ways to Procrastinate on a Writing Project

Sleep, eat, watch TV.

Cookies! You can bake!

Make those phone calls

you’ve been meaning to make.

Peruse Facebook posts

and tweet on Twitter.

Read a magazine.

Draw a cute critter.

Practice autographs

for when you’re famous.

Make up some lyrics

for “You Can’t Blame Us.”

Clean off your desk top.

Blow bubbles with gum.

Google your name and

your friends’ names for fun.

Watch out your window

till you see a cat.

Build a blanket fort.

Design a new hat.

List interesting names

for your next hero.

Count from 1,000

by tens to zero.

Write a letter to you

ten years from now.

Walk seventeen blocks.

Try a new hairstyle.

Sing some silly songs.

Try meditation.

Write a poem about

procrastination.