Baker's Dozen words to a song

Your Mama Don’t Text

Your mama don't text and your daddy has no smart phone
Your mama don't text and your daddy has no smart phone
But when you love your guy so much and you want to stay in touch

Where do you go? To your smart phone.

They say it’s all fine to have a landline at home

But if he’s trying to call you and you’ve something else to do, you roam
But her message goes to him, your chances are slim, oh no, oh no!

And it’s all because
Your mama don't text and your daddy has no smart phone
Your mama don't text and your daddy has no smart phone
But when you love your guy so much and you want to stay in touch
Where do you go? To your smart phone.

He had a pair of tickets to the concert in town

He dialed your home phone number but you were nowhere around
So he called your rival whose cell was in her jeans
She had a light in her eyes—no surprise
Yes it’s all so mean, even obscene
Answer your machine!

And it’s all because

Your mama don't text and your daddy has no smart phone
Your mama don't text and your daddy has no smart phone
But when you love your guy so much and you want to stay in touch
Where do you go? To your smart phone.

And it’s all because
Your mama don't text and your daddy has no smart phone
Your mama don't text and your daddy has no smart phone
But when you love your guy so and you want to stay in touch
Where do you go? To your smart phone.

And it’s all because
Your mama don't text and your daddy has no smart phone
Your mama don't text and your daddy has no smart phone
They’re stuck in the past. You’re an outcast.
Your mama don't text and your daddy has no smart phone
Your mama don't text, no
She just don't text, no
You mama don't text
And you daddy has no smart phone, ohhh no