Complaining Camp
Here is the place to go
When life’s too fast
And service slow
The drinks too hot
The food too cold
The campers shy
The help too bold
The weather’s bad
When stuff’s too tough to take
This is the place to belly ache
The soup is thick
The steak’s too tough
The bread’s a brick
The butter runny
The gravy’s thin
No dessert
Oh, you can’t win
Appetite lost
This is the place to growl and grumble
Whine, grouse, scowl and mumble
The crafts are dumb
The games are dull
You hit your thumb
You’d rather go
The beds are lumpy
There’s too much rain
Your clothes are frumpy
It’s time to leave
At criticism you’ve been a champ
But leave your complaints at the camp
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