Friday, December 30, 2022

Funny PAD 18-1

 Feeding Baby Elephants

 

At the elephant orphanage

the greedy baby elephants ran out,

eager to devour the big bottles of milk.

Some of them trumpeted their displeasure

when their bottle was empty.

 

A bystander asked what kind of milk they drank.

The keeper said, “They had to design a formula,

to be as close to elephant mama’s milk as possible,

because, it’s hard to milk an elephant.”

I wonder if someone actually tried.

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