The Art of Begging
My friend on a limited income
has begging down to an art.
One time, we went salmon fishing.
People were catching them all around,
but neither of us were doing very well.
In her loud voice, she told me how
her fridge was getting empty
and she had hoped she could
stock it with salmon. She went
home with a nice catch of fish.
(Caught from donors’ coolers.)