Duct Tape or WD40
I used to get duct tape for my husband for Christmas,
but then that’s akin to him giving me dishtowels and spatulas.
So I usually give him clothing for Christmas and birthdays.
But he won’t wear something new until the old is worn out.
So he has new jeans, shirts, socks, underwear and shoes
that he’s never worn.
I would get him duct tape again,
but he’d probably use it on his jeans, shirts, socks, underwear
and shoes to make them last longer.
He was raised by parents who grew up in The Great Depression.
So maybe this year I’ll give him WD40.
The bathroom door’s been squeaking.