Saturday, June 1, 2013

Poetic Asides unplugged


U nclog this pipe and please fix the drain I feel like old
N oah after one month of rain The toilet’s
P lugged up, the kitchen sink, too. And
L ook at the bathtub. Why is it blue? The basement is
U nder three inches of water. What’s that going by? It could be an otter.
G ee, I couldn’t feel dumber. I should have known not to marry a plumber.