Sunday, August 2, 2020

PAD Challenge 29-2 total blank


Total Cereal

It was shortly after we got married,
and I was in the experimental stage of cooking.
I volunteered to bake chicken for a bereaved family,
but I didn’t have cornflakes for the coating.
So I used Total cereal.
Later, one of the family members
said they were trying to figure out
what I seasoned the chicken with.
It was vitamins.
Total cereal tastes like vitamins.
“100 percent of the Daily Value
of at least 11 vitamins and minerals.”
Not exactly how you’d want chicken to taste.
That’s the last time I did that.




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