Anna Can Run, Uh Huh
They lined up at the starting gate,Determined in their stance.
But just as the gun sounded off
Poor Anna lost her pants.
She swiftly pulled them up again,
Although her face was red.
Her sneakers gripped the Astroturf
As down the track she sped.
Anna passed those lagging behindThen zipped up to the front.
So all the hecklers watching there
Just had to bite their tongues.
When Anna crossed the finish line
Folks all agreed as one,
“She may be such a skinny thing,
But Anna sure can run!”