You hideous monster come skulking now
Attacking me with runny nose and cough
I feel like you’ve upturned me with a plough
I’d like to turn infernal nose drip off
And there you dare to sneer, poke fun and scoff
I’ll call the doc to see what she can do
And so you nuisance cold I say, “Back off!”
O, dissipate just like the morning dew!
May antibiotics punch you, kerpow!
Your days are numbered, this I surely vow